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The act of doing an every day activity which is suddenly turned into something out of of porno.
I was tutoring a girl last night at the library when she pulled a porn move on me and began sucking on her pen and staring at me, moments later we were having sex on the table.
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When your banging your chick so hard for so long that you develope a cramp and while trying to shake it off you accidentally hit her spot causing her to yell "Oh yeah right there."
guy #1 last night I got a charlie horse and totally
pulled an accidental porn star move on my chick.
guy #2 That's cool.
guy#1 No it aint. I have no idea what I did.
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