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A stack of three or more video tapes or dvds selected at a rental store with risque or pronographic material absent from the top or bottom of the stack but appearing anywhere in between intended to divert the rental clerk from judging the renter as a pervert.
The chick renting me Showgirls was kind of cute, so I made a porn sandwich with Happy Gilmore and The Shawshank Redemption.
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When you have a wank last thing before bed and then another one as soon as you wake up.
Feeling absolutely fantastic today boys. Put the second slice on my porn sleep sandwich this morning