1.It's that thing that Dr.Phil and Gunther has. The type of neatly groomed mustache that sometimes leads into a beard.
2. Looks like it came out of a 70's Porno.
Man. Look at Mr.Smith he has a Porno mustache .
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When s man's pubes were huge and unshaven like in old porn
Tim's bush was so big he had a 70's porno mustache