pornodeixeophobia

The fear that you forgot to close your porn on your laptop the night before and it will pop up at work, school, or any other public place or while someone else is around in general. por-noh-dayk-SEE-oh-foh-bee-h (From Greek πόρνος pórnos "fornicator", δεῖξις deîxis "display, showing", and -φοβία -phobía "fear")

"Dude, I finally got done writing that paper. Now I just have to print it."
"Nice, man! Show me!"
"Nah, I can't open up my laptop here. I have major pornodeixeophobia."