Port Moody

said to be one of the nicest suburbs in the greater vancouver area. tiny town way too far away from anything when really it is overpopulated by asians and white guys trying to be brown. excessive amounts of ed hardy are worn, its almost always cloudy out and the inlet is heavily polluted. many senior complexes and there is only one police man. commonly believed to be farmland by vancouver people. doesnt even have its own mall.

wanna hangout? oh wait you live in port moody it will take forever to get to vancouver

do you live on a farm in port moody?

port moody will be the death of me

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port moody secondary school

"a secondary school with a diverse student population (57% of students are of asian descent)"
It is infamous and renowned for its overcrowded library (78% of students are asian, 96% are IB students)

half of korea has migrated to Port Moody Secondary School

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