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Usually have a huge penis. Known around the world for the dicks. They are 3rd in the world in average size. The republic of congo is number 1 and number 2 ks ghana
Damn he hes portuguese. His portuguese Penis is huge!
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The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.
Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!
Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.
Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?
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When your pocket knife comes open in your pocket and stabs you in the groin while walking.
"Dude, how did you end up in the hospital?"
"Ah, it was the ol' Portuguese Knife-Penis again."
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