pot penis

Like drunk dick, but happens when youre high instead of drunk. Usually involves either difficulty getting it up or maintaining an erection.

Yo, I got pot penis last night after I burned that L with my girl.

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penis pot pie

A food item containing all of the same ingredients as a chicken pot pie, but chicken is replaced with penis.

Bill: My wife made the most delicious penis pot pie last night!

Ted: Wait...You ate penis for dinner?

Bill: It's totally normal! You should try some!

Ted: I think I'll pass. You and your wife should get some help.

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