potato bug

the scariest non-mammal to walk planet earth. this creature mostly lives underground, but emerges when it feels the need to wreak havoc (emphasis on the word reek). will scare the living daylights out of you if you ever come in contact with it. this shit is straight up trippin.

i just saw a potato bug and i think i shit my pants.

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potato bug

1) A little bug that rolls in on itself when threatened. Kind of cute. It is a conscientious objector - it only defends itself.

2) Also, people have been known to refer to other people by this name - it's crazy, I know.

1) Aw, look. When I blew on that lil' potato bug, it rolled in on itself.

2) (person referring to another person) You're a potato bug.

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Potato Bug Endicott

pOtAtO bUg EnDiCott also known as Liana, is the manager of WORLD FAMOUS CELEBRITY " SANJUICE THE GREAT ".

The lines that make her the MOST annoyed are :

" Idk ur my mangaer "
"you're my manager "
" im not sure your my manager "
" you're my manager how am i supposed to know "
" you're my manager you should choose "

You're my Manager, Potato Bug Endicott, How am I supposed to know ??

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Potato bugging

You your cock is flaccid and you are able to roll/coil it similar to a potato bug

jared was potato bugging to make his dick bigger