pounding the beef

male masturbation; to manually stimulate the penis using and up and down motion

I was scared shitless when my mammy caught me pounding the beef to Amy Winehouse photos in my bedroom last night...

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50 pounds of beef

Having an extraordinarily large gripe or grudge against another person.

Like for a graduation party.

"Hey do you want to go with me to my friend Cassie's house?"
"Heck naw, I got 50 pounds of beef with that broad."

picking up a pound of beef

wanking it, jerking it, beating it.

my mom walked in while i was picking up a pound of beef

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