poverty line

the invisible line that separates Target from Walmart

as seen on SNL Weekend Update

"According to a new census report nearly 1 out of ever 2 Americans has fallen below the poverty line, which is the invisible line that separates Target from Walmart. That's what it is. You didn't know that, but that's what it is." - Seth Meyers

"Hey man, wanna hit up Target?"
"Nah man, I'm below the poverty line, I can't afford that shit."
"So you shop at Walmart?"
"Yep."

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poverty line

when ranking an individual out of 10, the poverty line separates the acceptable hookups (looked on favourably by your friendship group), from the people you should not even consider planting your seed in. If someone is above the poverty line they are objectively better than a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

"Fuck bro I got with this girl last night and she was below the poverty line, I feel violated".
"I fucked a guy last night, but don't worry he was above the poverty line".