Powercouching

(verb) The act of sitting on a couch or a recliner for extended periods of time to watch TV, movies, and/or play video games. A minimum of 5 consecutive hours must be on the couch or recliner.

X - Where's Mike at? He was supposed to help me fix my car today.

He told me he found a new series on Netflix so he's powercouching all day...said, "he'll do it later"

X - oy vey, what a yutz I tell ya.