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Purposely farting and claiming that fart to those around you to show dominance
Claire looked me in the eye and power farted, the kitchen is hers now.
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When you need to fart and you know it’s going to be big and loud, it’s a power fart. The sort that echoes down hallways and wakes up people in other rooms.
You’re on a date and suddenly you feel the urge to pass gas, so you go downstairs to sit on the couch and power fart to avoid embarrassment.
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like a power lift but with your anal muscles
ROB: did you hear craig shit his pants yesturday.
JOHN: how the stupid fuck do that.
ROB: he had to fart n it wouldnt come out so he start power fartin n a shit came out
JOHN: hahahahah what a fuckin douche
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When the electricity shuts off for a brief moment that is just long enough to cause inconvenience or interruption.
"I had to retype my e-mail because my PC briefly shut off due to a power fart."
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The extremely powerful and loud fart one generates after waking up in the morning. It can happen either in bed, or while taking the morning pee. When it happens its extremely satisfying and personally amusing and is usually followed with a "WHOA!". Normally there is no smell, only hang time. When done in while taking a shit you can see the toilet water part or ripple.
Dude Matt, I ripped a power morning fart so powerful that it blew out my house windows and made the cat shit it's pants!
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