power five

The five original shock sites. These shock sites are first shock sites ever to be on the internet. The power five consists of tubgirl, goatse, hai2u, lemonparty and meatspin.

There are also many other shock sites as well inspired by these such as last measure and lolfish.

Failtroll: Hey, go onto goatse.bz.

Victim: Dude, that's an old site. All of the power five are old news now. Many people already know what they are and what web addresses link to them.

Failtroll: Aww shit.

level five power bottom

Noun: A classification of "power bottom" you achieve after becoming victorious in gladiatorial combat against your fellow "Real Gays" at least four times.

Qualification:
--last a long time
--devoured the souls of your enemies.
--Collected over 10000 experience points

Conversation:

Hey did you hear June is a power bottom?

No way! What level?
Five, he defeated Ricky last week.

Oh man, level five power bottoms are the best.

Sentence: "June didn't become a level five power bottom until he had successfully sparred all the other gay men in the chat for Sam's love"