Pregnancy Scare

1. Sex. Late Period. Pregnancy Test. Pink or Positive. Scared as Hell.

2. Doing something, looking at what you did, thinking its worse than it is for a minute or two, and then realizing the situation.

1.
Girl 1- Shit, i slept with this guy last week, took a preggers test, ipso facto- PREGNANCY SCARE!
Girl 2- So, no biggie?
Girl 1- Yeah.

2.
Bill- I had a total pregnancy scare last night, i thought i threw out my pot!

38👍 13👎

Virgin Mary pregnancy scare

When a woman who’s never had sex feels like they’re pregnant after a prolonged period no menstruation

I haven’t gotten my period in 2 months I’m having the Virgin Mary pregnancy scare!!!

2👍 1👎

3 Second Pregnancy Scare

When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.

He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.

Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!

24👍 17👎