premature squabble syndrome

When you get a telling off for something, before you have done, or even thought about doing what it is you are being told off about.

Mom - Dont even THINK about going to play soccer in those shoes!! If you get them dirty il have to wash them again and you'll probably trepse in bringing mud with you everywhere on my cream carpets!

Rob -Im not playing football, im just going round pauls house to play Mario Kart.

Mom - Well youll be washing the crapets yourself.

Paul - Duuude you were just a serious victim of premature squabble syndrome