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Premeditated oral sex

The act of premeditating(or thinking about) receiving or giving the best damn oral sex you'll ever have in your entire FUCKING life!

So, you better know ahead of time if you're gonna do it.

You:I love premeditated oral sex!!

Other person: Itss just not as good if you don't think about it first!

by d00d. October 11, 2009

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