pretend birthday

pretending it is your birthday when actually it is not just because you want to, an excuse to buy a birthday cake for yourself,when you want the free piece of cake at a restaraunt so you have a friend tell the waitress it is your birthday you can have multiple pretend birthdays through out the year

Girl 1:um, why are you ordering a cake?
Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..
Girl 1:oh, am i invited?
Girl 2:duh

Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday
Boy 2:ight, brb

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