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A made up injury to get out of doing something
Jayce didn’t feel like practicing soccer so he told the coach he had pretendonitis
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When you hear a loud, high pitched noise but theres really nothing wrong with you
On The Office, Jim and Pam would hum the same high pitched note until Dwight called the ear doctor for an appointment. They called it pretendonitis.
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What retarded people use as an excuse to get out of doing any kind of physical activity or therapy
“Sorry coach, I have a severe case of pretendonitis so I CAN’T play dodgeball!”
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