the act of a man sticking his penis into one of the three holes of a breaded pretzel repeatedly as a form of masturbation.
"i had some rly salty pretzel sex last night man"
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a pretzel rod slid in and out of a regular preztel
friend one: yO EVER HEARD OF PRETZEL SEX-?? :D
friend two: lmao wtf is that some bed position
friend one: TRY IT OUT D U D E
((Lmao this is a joke--))
When you're wrestling around with your "straight" friends, and your twist your friend up into different sexual positions and make jokes because he doesn't posses enough physical strength to undo what you've done
Man, Kevin and Brent were wrestling around in the gowning room earlier and Kevin put Brent in the Sex Pretzel
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