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When you are having sex on the beach you stick your thumb in the sand and then shove your thumb right up the broads cornhole.
Can also be used in conjunction with a screaming pelican
While I was giving this chick a screaming pelican, I stuck my thumb in the sand and gave her a prickly cactus also.
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When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.
I brought that a bitch prickly pear cactus as a house warming gift.
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A shave that will blow your head off.
Okay, so this girl had a prickly cactus and I got blood all over my chin. I don’t know if that girl was a man or a woman though.