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Demeaning someone playing a first shooter video game by implying they must be running around healing peoples souls (the act of priesting), instead of killing them like the game intended.
Yo Brooks nice 2-8 kill to death ratio bro, you out priesting again man?
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When a religious male engages in coitus with an underage child of the male persuasion.
Lately, they're all priesting little boys.
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A boy who, in the RC church, enters a seminary where, without having acquired sufficient understanding, he vows to abstain from women and healthy sexual desires. Upon ordiantion a few years later he is inflicted upon the world, still no wiser and only a little better educated, where he is treated by believers as though he is God incarnate. This combination of twisted sexuality and superhuman authority was the cause of the disaster that has befallen so many children throughout the Catholic world.
All priests are perverts, Q.E.D.
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Me: who's that man in a dress?
Church-goer that's a priest.
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now you understand why little boys are so quiet at church, priest
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A Catholic man who wears black clothes and a white collar who pretends to represent Christ, but is actually a homosexual pedophile.
Hey, do you see that priest over there? That's the one who sodomized me in second grade.
The priest who performed my marriage raped me when I was 7.
The parish priest got us drunk and then sucked our cocks.
That's the priest who shoved a crucifix in my ass when I was in kindergarten.
The priest from our church blessed our cocks with holy water before he blew us.
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refer to molester for complete definition
Catholic priests love 9-year-old boys.
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