Print a Map

Slang for taking a shit. Used by backpackers and mountaineers to describe the deed with an optimistic, light-hearted tone for marking where they have been.

Ex 1:

Hey Bill, I'm going to go around that tree and print a map.

Ex 2:
"You all ready for the trip"

"Hell yeah, brother! I printed a big map this morning"

Ex 3:
"My son needs to print a map"

"The print room is down the hall and to the left"