Printer Whores

One who proceeds to block others from using a printer by printing out 45 or more pages in one sitting. Often wasting ink by printing off useless information that they will never read.

Rick- Dude why didn't you print out the review for that exam?
James- I couldn't man, there were printer whores everywhere!

James- Dude I totally bombed my chemistry test.
Rick- Printer whores man, it was the printer whores.

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Printer Whore

Where one person proceeds to go to the printer constantly touching it, rubbing it eventually getting themselves off to the vibrations as it prints and fulfilling their sexual desires.

Chris: What the hell!! Did you see Anne at the printer there. She was touching it up and getting all rowdy with it.

John: Yeah, she is a total printer whore!!

Chris: She must be, she had her knickers off as it was printing!!!

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