Pro-ing it up

Making the call to the escort agency late at night to get some booty.
Dropping the cash for the pussy.
Ordering in.
Note: carpet munchers beware... this ain't your average "daisy fresh" snatch. More like "muskeet/ddt" snatch!

Wanna go out tonight Dave?
"nah, i'm just gonna be pro-ing it up at home and taking it easy. Thanks for the offer"
"Just dont dive in there without the dental dam brah..."