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procrastibation

Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.

I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

by Harthacnut October 24, 2008

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procrastibation

A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.

"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"

by ricemond December 4, 2003

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procrastibation

The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.

I was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all I've been doing is procrastibation.

by searchlight May 15, 2011

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procrastibation

Jacking around when you have more important things to do.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

by uffda.doncha.know February 23, 2010

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procrastibation

procrastination by masturbating

having assignments due, but looking at porn instead and masturbating
= procrastibation

"get much study done"

"nah was procrastibating"

by billy bob hoodoo November 15, 2011

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procrastibation

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.

"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."

by poop2938 April 5, 2014

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procrastibation

1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge

Quit Procrastibating on your project Billy!

by Rice Farmer March 18, 2005

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