Proofstitute

A person who enjoys high proofed spirits, such as barrell proof, cask strength, full proof varieties of the favorite liquor.

HotButteryRolls from YouTube is a proofstitute

proofstitute

Someone who always needs proof.

Billy is a proofstitute and a dispatcher.
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?
Citizen: There's a serial killer in my room! Send help!
Dispatcher: Do you have proof?
Dispatcher: Hello?

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