prymarion

A prymarion is a person who doesn't believe in marriage. A prymarion's logic is that marriage is worthless. Some prymarions believe that marriage is an unholy sin. Some prymarions believe that marriage is unclean. Some prymarions are frowned upon for their unmerited beliefs. Some prymarions also believe that if you aren't married, you are giving your life to christ.

"Hey Harold," "Are you married?" "No." "I don't believe in marriage." "Why?" "I believe that Marriage is unclean." "You are a prymarion."