pub spawn

a Scottish or Irish man that basicly lives at the pub and drinks constantly

O'Larry - "Oy, Shamus!"
Shamus - "What you be wanting O'Larry?"
O'Larry - "Do you ever go home?"
Shamus - "Aye, I don't..."
(Long Pause)
O'Larry - "Your Mother's a cow Shamus!"
Shamus - "Aye, and I'm a pub spawn!"
(Fight Breaks Out)

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