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Puberty

That moment when you put down all your Pokemon cards and realise there's titties out there

KEVIN: Did you hear? Ben just hit puberty.!

ALEX: Finally, I have been waiting for his Pokemon collection for years.

by Outoftowntaco June 30, 2014

340๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puberty

Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.

Fuck puberty

by LiftedStarfish November 30, 2015

98๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puberty

That time in a parent's life where they start to notice that their water bill starts to increase as their big load of joy of a teenager starts aging.

They refuse to believe that's the reason why but it's true, puberty can get expensive.

(if you're still unsure of why this is happening,it's because your son/daughter masturbates frequently in the shower)

Mother: God donut rick! Our water bill is twice as much as it was last month! Is this a mistake?!

Father: Hunny... it's puberty.

by Hart07 August 26, 2014

48๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puberty

The worst years of your life

Man I went through puberty and I almost killed myself

by Wannasmellmyorange March 5, 2018

51๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puberty

Gods way of testing young people between 12-18 to see if theyre worthy of adulthood, very few are chosen.

Young men who have not made the puberty transition may become vile and hostile a few run out on the streets stark naked doing backflips all while filming themsleves and getting a show on MTV.

by *Dee* February 5, 2006

2459๐Ÿ‘ 597๐Ÿ‘Ž


puberty

What you go through when your aged between 10-18.
Girls grow tits, start their periods and grow pubic hair.
Boys grow pubes and facial hair, their dicks get bigger and they get sperm.

I hate puberty.

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

1819๐Ÿ‘ 496๐Ÿ‘Ž


puberty

Something Justin Bieber hasn't experienced yet

Youve hit puberty but not Justin Bieber???????

by WhydoesUrbanDictionarycare? May 23, 2010

1802๐Ÿ‘ 521๐Ÿ‘Ž