pubiquitous

A word to describe when there are pubes left scattered around everywhere

Dave: "You can tell when GP is working, the toilet is pubiquitous"
Mark: "Does that mean there is shit everywhere"
Dave: <laughs> "No, you're thinking of poobiquitous. The difference is subtle but significant. Pubiquitous means there are pubes everywhere. I think that guy has some weird disease"
Mark: "Testicles"