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A grocery store for adult men, where you can buy items to shave your pubic area.
A pubic supermarket
Person 1: Do you want to go shopping?
Person 2: I'm going to the adult grocery store.
Person 1: Adult Grocery Store? I thought it was Publix.
Person 2: No. Pubix.
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n.- The end result of shaving one's pubic hairs and gluing them to one's chin. The resulting goatee or beard of pubic hair is the pubix.
Todd's pubix was the envy of all his friends, as he could afford the best glue with which to attach his pubes to his chin.
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Really dodgy half-price cereal you buy because you want to save money which you pour into a bowl, only to find that it is littered with assorted pubic hairs.
"Just bought a another box of pubix the other day, god I tell you, you gotta be careful!"
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The distressingly painful consequences of playing with a rubix cube at waist height whilst naked. It is said that the pubic hair region becomes inextricably entangled in the cube structure, leaving the unhappy pubix cuber to cut himself or herself free or to take up the new challenge of solving the pubix cube and thereby extricating themself from pubic dismemberment!
N.B. this is a very close relative of the similar-sounding Cubix Pube:
Cubix Pube - what you find in a Rubix Cube after the person who played with it before you suffered from a Pubix Cube.
Bertrand: "I say, Henrietta, why are you bent double over a pair of scissors?"
Henrietta: "Why, Bertie, my darling, I've managed to give myself another fucking pubix cube"
Bertrand: "Oh Vadge!!!"
Henrietta: "Yes, the pain is unbearably pubiquitous"
Q: How long does it take to solve a pubix cube?
A: Fucking ages, mate.
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an rubix cube made from pubes
A friend that is acting like a retard
The cubing of ones pubes.
think of a rubix cube but made out of pubes.
Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!
Dude check out my pubix cube!
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When your Rubik’s cube hits puberty
There’s hair in my Rubik’s Cube. Now its a Pubix Cube