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One who is an asshole beyond typical assholery. They are so bad their asshole is being sucked inward to their own asshole.
Ex 1:
Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.
Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.
8👍 10👎
When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.
"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"
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To be excited, or nervous about something.
1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?
2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!
3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!
26👍 10👎
To make angry, exasperate, irritate, annoy the fuck out of
Jeremiah really makes my asshole pucker with his constant questions!
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When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.
"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"
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