Puffy teen nips

A severe disorder of the breast tissue suffered by maturing teens. Similar to nipple rock, where the glands grow at an exponential rate. You are advised to contact a medical professional immediately if you or anyone you love is suffering from puffy teen nips.

Person 1: "yo I'm gonna hop in the pool. Come in with me! *takes off shirt*"

Person 2: "Oh my fuck someone call an ambulance. This adolescent has puffy teen nips!!!"