Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.

Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.