Puking Parrot

The act of hanging your penis over someone's shoulder as you are ejaculating, simulating a puking parrot. It is also very beneficial to dress the penis up and mutter, "Polly want a cracker?"

Man: I nutted in my girlfriends mouth last night!

Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.

Puke Parrot

Puke Parrots happen when you get so fucked up you puke a pile of nastyness on your own shoulder, most the time the owner of the puke parrot doesn't realize this until morning

Dude you alright?

WTF happened last night?
Well you shit on the floor, pissed in your pants, and vomited on your shoulder!
Fuck! look at this puke parrot man! goddamn it!

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