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Take people's money and call them a racist
top level jew-ery
P1: Help! That man just offended me!
P2: Quick, someone Pull a Bernie!
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To stick your beak in it at all times and then not turn up to work the next day
he was so drunk last night he ended up pulling a Bernie today
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Falling asleep in a class while wearing sunglasses so the professor can't tell you are asleep. Named after the movie Weekend at Bernie's.
Class was so boring that Jake started Pulling a Bernie so that his teacher didnt know he was sleeping.
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Jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.
Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...
Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?
Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?
Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!