pull a hans

Waking up one morning after a wild night of excessive boozing in completely unfamiliar surroundings.

*Sigh* "No more gin for me, wouldn't want to pull a hans..."

- "I got so wasted the other night, I woke up the next day and I was in Shropshire?!!!11"
- "Dude... You totally pulled a hans!"

"Where the f*ck am I?"

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Pulling a Hans

Pretending to be gay to get closer to women who will want to convert you and to screen out the crazies.

"Tim is so pulling a hans on those chicks he can't possibly be gay"

pulling a Han Solo

When someone says "I know" in reply to " I love you. "

Usually for either people who don't like replying "I love you (too)" in public (or at all), or people just trying to be clever. Has the effect of making a girl want to punch you (as a jerk ) and want to make out with you (as a bad boy ) at the same time.

Taken from " Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back", where Leia reveals to Han that she loves him, and Han replies, "I know."

Girlfriend: "So... I told him I loved him."
Her friend: "What did he say?"
GF: "He ended up pulling a Han Solo"
HF: "NO. WAY."
GF: "Yah. So I punched him on his shoulder."
HF: "And then?"
GF: "We just made out the rest of the movie."