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Someone who masturbates in class and
gets caught
Kid: I got suspended for Masturbating in class
Friend: You pulled a Jordan?
Who do you know that can pull a jordan
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When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books
Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".
Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.
The act of driving a car so aggressively that it breaks (typically within a few months of buying)
Dude I want to buy a Lambo but I’m afraid that I’ll end up pulling a Jordan.
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to randomly kiss someone u just met or only knew for a 24 hour period.
i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan
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The act of not following through i.e. Making plans with no intention of the completion to the said activity.
If someone where to say they were going to move to Humphreys, California with a friend, however, does not have any plans to follow through. That person is "Pulling a Jordan".
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When you fail in such a massive way that it can't be measured on the normal scale of failure.
That guy tries so hard, but when it counts he's always pulling a jordan.
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The act of pretending to be sick and crawling up into your bed, in the hopes of having your girlfriend crawl up there with you. So that you can have a valid excuse to have sex with her.
Billy "I feel sick, I'm going to go up into my bed because I feel like butt."
-Billy climbs into his bed
Tiffany "Stop pulling a jordan Billy, if you want to fuck then just ask me."
-Billy becomes embarrassed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.
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