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Pull a Lauren

The act of sucking a fart out of someone’s ass

Damn, my girl came over just to pull a Lauren on me.
It was the best one she’s ever done

by Lil BamBam March 1, 2019

8πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Pulling A Lauren

Doing something really really stupid. Like. Extremely stupid. Very little people do these kind of idiot things, and when people do them you just think, Wow. You have to be pretty stupid to do those kind of stunts.

Example 1
Person 1"Did you hear about Lauren?"

Person 2"No. Whats going on with Lauren?"

Person 1"When she was in the police station taking a drug test, she picked up a boy and they're going out right now."

Person 2" God dammit Lauren...."

Example 2
Person 1"Wheres Chloe?"

Person 2"In court."
Person 1"WHY?!"

Person 2"She was cought smoking crackin the CVS bathroom."
Person 1"Wow. Not really shocked. Thats the third time this month."
Person 2"Yea. She was pulling a Lauren."

Example 3
Person 1"Whats Lauren doing?"

Person 2"Humping a pig?"

Person 1"AGAIN!? Dammit. She's going to come into contact with some sorts of AIDS."
Person 2"Doesn't she already have AIDS?"
Person 1 "Oh yea thats right I forgot."

by wolf1205 October 7, 2012

28πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


pulling a lauren

The act of giving a guy a hand job.

"Hey do want to give me a handy?" "Are you talking about pulling a Lauren?" "Yup!"

by lauren6996 February 24, 2014

8πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Pulling a Lauren

Offering to fulfill a favor, however never accomplishing sed favor.

I never said I would clean the dishes!?

Yes you did, you keep pulling a Lauren this week!!

by ImNotAMachine76 November 20, 2017

4πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Pulling a Lauren

Having a boyfriend who is a jerk and posts stuff you dont want him to online <3

"he a jerk for putting that online"
"i know, shes pulling a lauren"

by ohheckya October 4, 2011

3πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Pulling a Lauren

When your friend says they will be right back but just sit on mute for 2 hours and just logging off without a word.

"Oh man I waited for awhile and they just never came back, talk about 'Pulling a Lauren'."

by problematic potato January 26, 2017

2πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Pulled a Lauren

The act of breaking up with a friend

That lunatic bitch straight up pulled a Lauren and now we're no longer friends!

by 2wedfgtgh45gf April 6, 2011

2πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž