pull a Lonnie

the act of pulling out of a female during intercourse and instead ejaculating onto her pet turtle so as not to get her pregnant.

"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."

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pulling a lonnie

Lonnie is a strong, can’t feel pain, drives 100mph ,achieves the impossible kind of man - usually a father. When someone “pulls a lonnie” they are usually doing something similar to a Lonnie.

My foot was breaking during my run but i was “pulling a lonnie” and pushed through.