pull the root

To pull on Your penis

I pull the root in the morning.

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Pull Root

(Verb) To jerk off, to masturbate, to wank, to spank the monkey.

I sat down to write my Aunt Edna an email, but then I ended up pulling root to photos of my ex-girlfriend.

I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.

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pulling root

the act of manually stimulating the penis, as with masterbation or handjobs

"I keep a box of tissues next to the bed in case I feel like pulling root before I go to sleep."

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pull that blond root

when someone does something real stupid and they suddenly realize it.

person 1: oh, I just realized that!

person 2: hey, let me pull that blond root for you.