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The opposite of "pulling out" during sex
My wife and I are trying to have a baby so I pulled a goalie last night.
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Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.
You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!
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When a woman who is said to be on birth control purposely doesn't take her pill so that her significant other will get her pregnant.
Jane pulled the goalie on me last month, now I get to go baby shopping.
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Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.
My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.
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When your significant other stops using birth control in order to get pregnant.
Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.
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Canadian term for masturbation.
After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"
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I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.
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