pulled a ninja

When someone appears or disappears from the surrounding area with few or no people noticing.

Also when you do a really cool ninja move, especially if you could never do it again.

Joe: Oh, hi Jon.
Jon: Hi Joe.
Sam: Hey guys!
Joe: When did you get here?
Jon: He pulled a ninja.

Man: *drops glass*
Waiter: *catches glass without spilling drink*
Man: Wow, you just pulled a ninja!

Pull a Ninja

To pull a stunt/prank/feat in a ninja-esque manner.

Bobby stole Lee's bike yesterday, so Lee had to pull a ninja and steal it back.

Obese Maurice tried to pull a ninja during hide and seek, but failed as his 500-pound girth collapsed the branch he heaved himself on to.

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pulling a drunk ninja

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.

Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!

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