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When you go to your friends house and you wont go home
oh nooo i have no spin home can i stay at yours? thats a evan
to pull a evan on it
1. To become heavily intoxicated to the point of requiring assistance
2. To have no self-control with regard to anything
"Do you see how faded he is right now? He's totally pulling an Evan again."
named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.
Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.
Tim: well, what happened afterwards?
Tom: she gave me a blowjob.
Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.
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When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.
Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
when someone ghosts you for more than a day
he/she havenโt texted me back
yea heโs pulling an evan
The act of starting a Videogame and quitting partway through.
Joe: Hey has Jake finished the the new Final Fantasy game yet?
Jim: No, that bastard's Pulling-an-Evan.
Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan
Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan