Pulling a C-dog

1: Talking or singing to oneself.
2: Talking (often interrupting), for long periods of time, about subjects that nobody cares about.

3: Staying late after work, sometimes up to an hour, and annoying fellow coworkers.

4: Running out of breath while sitting down and talking.
5: Letting your workspace fall into udder chaos.

1: Who is Joe talking too? I think he is pulling a C-dog.
2: Sorry I'm late, I got stopped by Pat and he wouldn't shut up. You know how Pat always likes to pull a C-dog.
3: Why the hell won't Frank leave? He's pulling a C-dog.
4: Self explanatory.
5: Tim, I can't find a thing on your desk, your pulling a C-dog.