Keep your friends waiting for you in vain. A friend promising to meet at a certain time and after many hours being late canceling in a lame text message.
Person 1: Let's all meet at 12 pm for lunch
Person 2: Sounds great see you in a bit.
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Many hours after 12 pm
Person 1: Sorry i could not make it , but I love you guys.
Person 2: Dude that is so lame, you are pulling a Forrest on us. Not cool!