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The act of getting a girl naked in bed, and then rolling over and falling asleep. Leaving her unsatisfied
"Dude, did you hear about James? He got so drunk last night he pulled a Zach!"
"Woah, sucks for her."
"Yea, he is the master tho of Pulling a Zach"
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saying your going to be somewhere and you dont show up
-dude your coming bowling later right?
-nah man i have to go to wrestling camp.
-why are you "pulling a zach"!
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Missing morning meetings because you assume the whole world does daylight savings time.
Hey, was Zach at the prefetcher meeting?
No, he skipped it, probably pulled a Zach.
Bet he’s at home working on his real mode Linux fork.
Yep, Zach does loves segments.
Dating a girl 2 weeks before she moves and spending £135 on her for nothing.
'But I'm about to move to London, I can't pull a Zach'
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You pull a Zach, when you kill yourself in video games. Like that one 10 year old with the username Zachsmashesmoms69, you played Minecraft Skywars with once on fill and he killed himself right before you won the game.
*John accident jumped off a cliff in Minecraft Skywars. “Goddamn it John, you are pulling a Zach, we were about to fucking win!!”
Jumping into a relationship way too fast, and then realizing it shortly after
God damnit, you've only known her for 3 weeks and you guys are already dating! Stop pulling a Zach.
Fucking up any potential of getting laid due to the state of going several months without having sex
Bro 1: Bro, I wanna fuck that girl sooo bad
Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl