Pulling a Dylan is the action of shoving your fingers down a small Asian woman's throat. This term originated from a good friend who pulled a Dylan. Obviously, people were quite shocked when such events occurred, so the term was created. The doer's name was Dylan, so it is a quite fitting title to such absurd actions.
Guy one: Do you see that guy Pulling a Dylan on Jane?
Guy two: Yeah I feel really bad for her.
A point in a 2k game where you go 1/10 and then quit the game in a poor mood
Why did you quit, stop Pulling a Dylan
When you leave a discord call to go jerk off
“Guys I gotta go, I’m bouta start pulling a Dylan ”
Pulling a Dylan is trying to jump on someone’s dick and then after they finally say yes you friend zone them
“Man she’s really pulling a dylan.”
To pull a Dylan you manage to get to a party get very drunk very fast, manage to throw up within an hour and then just take a nap.
A: yoo how was the party?
N: not to great, I pulled a Dylan...
A: yeah you really shouldn't be Pulling a Dylan,
To take long; way too long; to take forever. Running extremely slow; behind; a turtle.
We were going to run multiple raids tonight, but Dylan had to *pull a Dylan* and now we only have time for 1.
When someone gets off a discord call to go jerk off
“Guys I got to get off call”
“Man I bet he’s pulling a Dylan”