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Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.
Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.
Damn it Clint you died 20 times and got no kills. Great job pulling a Johnson!
Passing out in someones front lawn and being picked up in the morning by animal control
Matt pulled a Johnson yesterday. Matt is pulling a johnson
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Telling Goebbels style massive lies.
He promised to give lots of money but he was just pulling a Johnson.
The act of masturbating.
Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?
Pulling a Johnson is when someone you're dating falls off the face of the earth, and resurfaces as a soul/faith eating douche bag.
I can't believe he was all up in my shit and now he's pulling a johnson!
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1) The act of having to go poop on a plane.
2) The act of going to taco bell, ordering 6 tacos, and then eating them in the parking lot before going home......add a Brian Ibbott for more fun (order 1 bean burrito)
Going to taco bell and ordering a Scott Johnson (Pulling a Scott Johnson"
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When the teacher gets mad for no reason at all and proceeds to call you worthless.
Putana Lorda is pulling a Ms Johnson