pulling a linton

the act of being out of school (usually after finishing a degree/diploma/certificate program) and not having a job or doing any kind of work while living off the charity of your parents.

He's been out of school for a couple of months now but he still doesn't have a job. He must be pulling a linton.

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Pull a linton

v.
The act of making a quick restroom break to relieve bladder pressure, usually immediately prior to leaving for a group lunch.

Also see: Pull a big linton, Pull a full linton

Hey guys, I'm going to pull a linton real quick, I'll meet you in the parking structure.

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Pull a linton

v. Any 2-5 minute holdup when leaving for lunch, usually it is using the bathroom but it can be anything.

Steve: Lets go. Hey wait, where's Mike?
Anjali: He had to Pull a Linton.
Steve: What?!? I just saw him in the bathroom 15 minutes ago. Does he have an enlarged prostate?
Anjali: No, he's just hitting the ATM for 40 bucks.
Steve: OK, cool. He's probably tapped out from making it rain last night.

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Pull a full linton

v.
The act of stopping to take a dump prior to leaving for a group luncheon.

Also known as: Pulling a big linton

see: Pull a linton

Hey guys, I really gotta pull a full linton, why don't I just meet you at the restaraunt?

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